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Shuriken Dad Had (Vintage)

$22.99
10% off for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

This dad hat comes with an official, universal decree allowing the unleashing of dad jokes in any setting whatsoever, free of repercussions. This hat also grants its wearer:

  • +100 charisma
  • -70 back pain
  • -42 joint pop sounds during initial movement (AKA stealth, though significantly hindered by the +100 charisma)

Select Color: Black

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More details

  • 100% cotton twill
  • All detailing is embroidered
  • Low profile
  • One size fits most

Size & Fit

  • Circumference: 18 ½" - 23 ¼"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.