Shadow Shuriken Dad Hat (Battle-Scarred)
This dad hat comes with an official, universal decree allowing the unleashing of dad jokes in any setting whatsoever, free of repercussions. This hat also grants its wearer:
- +100 charisma
- +90 stealth (though significantly hindered by the +100 charisma)
- -70 back pain
- -42 joint pop sounds during initial movement (AKA stealth, though significantly hindered by the +100 charisma)
More details
- 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
- All detailing is embroidered
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: McShuriken's Cyber-Ninja Shop
- Email: contact@support.shurikenhacks.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the European REACH chemical requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 19" - 22"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Shadow Shuriken Dad Hat (Battle-Scarred) Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
One size
|
19
|
5
|
2.6
|
7.75
|
