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Shadow Shuriken Dad Hat
This dad hat comes with an official, universal decree allowing the unleashing of dad jokes in any setting whatsoever, free of repercussions. This hat also grants its wearer:
- +100 charisma
- +90 stealth (though significantly hindered by the +100 charisma)
- -70 back pain
- -42 joint pop sounds during initial movement (AKA stealth, though significantly hindered by the +100 charisma)
More details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- All detailing is embroidered
- Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
- One size fits most
- Buckle Closure
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: McShuriken's Cyber-Ninja Shop
- Email: contact@support.shurikenhacks.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 23 ⅝" - 24 ⅜"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Shadow Shuriken Dad Hat Size Guide

Size label | A | B | C | D |
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One size
|
23.6
|
4.7
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2.8
|
7.5
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