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Golden Shuriken Dad Hat

$19.99
10% off for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

This dad hat comes with an official, universal decree allowing the unleashing of dad jokes in any setting whatsoever, free of repercussions. This hat also grants its wearer:

  • +100 charisma
  • Power to summon the golden shuriken at will
  • -70 back pain
  • -42 joint pop sounds during initial movement (AKA stealth, though significantly hindered by the +100 charisma)

Select Color: Dark Grey

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More details

  • 100% chino cotton twill
  • All detailing is embroidered
  • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
  • One size fits most
  • Buckle Closure

Size & Fit

  • Circumference: 23 ⅝" - 24 ⅜"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.