Shadow Shuriken Dad Hat (Pastel)
This dad hat comes with an official, universal decree allowing the unleashing of dad jokes in any setting whatsoever, free of repercussions. This hat also grants its wearer:
- +100 charisma
- +90 stealth (though significantly hindered by the +100 charisma)
- -70 back pain
- -42 joint pop sounds during initial movement (AKA stealth, though significantly hindered by the +100 charisma)
More details
- 100% chino cotton
- All detailing is embroidered
- Low profile
- Self-fabric strap with a tri-glide buckle
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: McShuriken's Cyber-Ninja Shop
- Email: contact@support.shurikenhacks.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 19 ¾" - 23 ⅝"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Shadow Shuriken Dad Hat (Pastel) Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
One size
|
19.69
|
4.72
|
2.76
|
7
|
