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Golden Shuriken Dad Had (Vintage)
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This dad hat comes with an official, universal decree allowing the unleashing of dad jokes in any setting whatsoever, free of repercussions. This hat also grants its wearer:
- +100 charisma
- Power to summon the golden shuriken at will
- -70 back pain
- -42 joint pop sounds during initial movement (AKA stealth, though significantly hindered by the +100 charisma)
More details
- 100% cotton twill
- All detailing is embroidered
- Low profile
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: McShuriken's Cyber-Ninja Shop
- Email: contact@support.shurikenhacks.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Contact with rough surfaces and velcro fasteners should be avoided since they can pull out the white fibers in the fabric Meets the flammability, azo dyes 2 year warranty in EEA and UK Serial No. 103
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 18 ½" - 23 ¼"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Golden Shuriken Dad Had (Vintage) Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
One size
|
18 1/2
|
4.33
|
2.83
|
78
|
